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What constitutes a wally A really first class twit I mean, who is really dopey With brain like a piece of grit He is not one who takes much spotting Stands out quite well in a crowd Not one who needs wear a placard Though with one he would be quite proud Now firstly he wears a baseball cap Quite naturally back to front And should you deem to speak to him He will answer with a grunt He drives a clapped out Ford Capri On the windscreen, “DES LUVS FLO” And just to irk one even more The trash that comes from his radio They say that he is harmless Would not say boo to a goose It is just that he’s so blooming stupid He should not be out on the loose. |
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