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We had such a wonderful evening All of the gentry were there Dukes from the highlands of Scotland Including a lord from Stranraer I spoke with the Duchess of mildew Had words with an earl up from Gwent But none can compare in my lifetime For I met with the Duchess of Kent “Hi Roy” she said, leaving others How are things up in Bolton just now And how are your wife and the children? I thought, should I curtsy or bow I am sorry the Duke is not with me Would love to have come, I must say He was asking only last weekend Are Carol and John still away? We chatted for ages and ages The Duchess exuding such charm But suddenly all was quite ruined I awoke to my bedroom alarm!! |
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