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My dentist is a kindly man He smiles when I go in And so does his receptionist A pretty girl named Lynne How are you Mr Taylor? Been having any pain We’ve had some shocking weather I think its going to rain If you’ll just slip your coat off And sit down in the chair We’ll look around inside your mouth Then see what we find there Now open wide, yes that’s just fine Oh my! What have we here? Have you been chewing toffees? We’ve problems now I fear Looks like you need a filling Tell me, does this hurt? All right, all right, now sit back down And let go of my shirt You said you had come for treatment If that’s the case, sit still If you are thinking that was painful Wait till I start with the drill There, you’ve had the injection Your face and your mouth will go numb Ah, I see by the way you are dribbling That at least it’s got into your gum Just spit in the bowl and we’ve finished No, the bowl, not all over the floor See you in six months Mr Taylor Do stop crying, you are wetting the floor!! |
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