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Have you had an accident Within the last two years Perhaps out in the garden Or to do with your career We will come to the rescue Our motto “No win, No fee” Be it a broken fingernail Or graze upon the knee There is always someone we can sue Someone to take the blame We got ten thousand for Mrs J’s lad Who fell off a climbing frame And also Mr Sniddleton Whilst stoned out of his mind Fell into an empty grave And took three days to find We got for him six thousand It’s such an utter disgrace That grave dug in the graveyard Was in such a silly place So ring us now on one, one, one Yes ring without delay We do not care whose fault it is We will make somebody pay... |
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