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I know that we all need insurance To me it makes good common sense It’s just when you read the small print That all of it turns out pretence For instance, you are covered for buildings That burn down completely, entire, With only one clause that I know of It must not have been caused through a fire And what then of floods and of tempest Well this time you are covered, no doubt Except if it’s through too much water But you are safe if the cause is a drought House contents, well they are no problem Your Video, Tele and bike Though not if they are taken by stealing Extra premium for that if you like By now you’ll be getting the message To take out a good policy Learn Spanish to work out the small print Or just give up claiming like me This poem’s not aimed at the brokers There loyalty’s not what’s on test They go out of their way to help you As long as it feathers their nest If this doesn’t bring me reductions On future transactions, I fear I’ll have to delete the last section And say, “You are not covered my dear” |
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