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Just give me half a pound of mince And half of sausage too How is Mrs Jones this week? Then what’s more, how are you? I hear that Mrs Frazer Who lives at Ninety Four Came home to find her husband Flaked out on the floor It seems he’d had a funny do They say it was his heart Doesn’t really surprise me though He is too fat for a start Oh! And add a slice of gammon I’ll have it for my tea Is it true what Lillie Says? Their Gary’s gone to sea I always said as he’d do well He is such a smart young man Don’t know about their Ronnie though As drives that tatty van Oh yes, and while I’m here I’ll take A bit of cowheel tripe Here comes that Larry Makland Who smokes that dreadful pipe? So I’ll be on my way now I’m not one to make a fuss Besides its twenty five to three I mustn’t miss my bus |
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