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We had such a wonderful evening All of the gentry were there Dukes from the highlands of Scotland Including a Lord from Stranraer I spoke with the Duchess of Mildew Had words with an Earl up from Gwent But none can compare in my lifetime For I met with the Duchess of Kent “Hi Roy” she said, leaving the others It’s nice up in Bolton I’m told And how are your wife and the children You are still living in Adrian Road? I’m sorry the duke isn’t with me He’d love to have come,I must say He was only asking last weekend Are your friends that we met still away? We chatted for ages and ages The Duchess exuding such charm But suddenly the night was quite ruined When I awoke to my bedroom alarm!!! |
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