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Get up in the morning, Tits feelings bloated, And there’s a terrible pain in my head. OH, OH, THE MENSTRUALITE! Man and the kids They pack up and a leave me. “Darlin’”, he said, “I was far too nasty.” OH, OH, THE MENSTRUALITE! Knickers are bloody. Tampons are gone. I don’t want to end up Padded up all my life. OH, OH, THE MENSTRUALITE! After the flood, There must be the cramp. If I catch you making fun, I’ll tear off your arm. OH, OH, THE MENSTRUALITE! You gotta get up in the morning, Hot wet and sweaty And with a dirty red mark on the bed. OH, OH, THE MENSTRUALITE! Man and the kids They say I’m in the change now. “Darlin’, you need that, there HRT (hee).” OH, OH, THE MENSTRUALITE! Look, after thirty years There must be a prize If the Toxic Shock don’t get me I’ll live till I dies. OH, OH, THE MENSTRUALITE!
11th September 2000
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