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Check the house From top to bottom. Wash the windows. Clean the oven. Check the recipe books. For all that’s difficult, Can’t make this Seem too easy. Check the cat For rampant fleas. Persuade teenage son: “Please don’t wear that grungy T-shirt” Dig out the best Crockery and glasses. That kitchen cupboard isn’t clean, Don’t open it then. Make sure it’s hidden. Is there a reason for the tension? Have we got the house for sale? Are we on the television? None of these – even worse The In Laws are coming to call! |
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