SCENE I.
Saint Alban's.
Enter King Henry VI, Queen Margaret, Gloucester, QUEEN MARGARET Believe me, lords, for flying at the brook,KING HENRY VI But what a point, my lord, your falcon made,SUFFOLK No marvel, an it like your majesty,GLOUCESTER My lord, 'tis but a base ignoble mindCARDINAL I thought as much; he would be above the clouds.GLOUCESTER Ay, my lord cardinal? how think you by that?KING HENRY VI The treasury of everlasting joy.CARDINAL Thy heaven is on earth; thine eyes and thoughtsGLOUCESTER What, cardinal, is your priesthood grown peremptory?SUFFOLK No malice, sir; no more than well becomesGLOUCESTER As who, my lord?SUFFOLK Why, as you, my lord,GLOUCESTER Why, Suffolk, England knows thine insolence.QUEEN MARGARET And thy ambition, Gloucester.KING HENRY VI I prithee, peace, good queen,CARDINAL Let me be blessed for the peace I make,GLOUCESTER [Aside to Cardinal] Faith, holy uncle, wouldCARDINAL [Aside to Gloucester] Marry, when thou darest.GLOUCESTER [Aside to Cardinal] Make up no factiousCARDINAL [Aside to Gloucester] Ay, where thou darestKING HENRY VI How now, my lords!CARDINAL Believe me, cousin Gloucester,GLOUCESTER True, uncle.CARDINAL [Aside to Gloucester] Are ye advised? theGLOUCESTER [Aside to Cardinal] Cardinal, I am with you.KING HENRY VI Why, how now, uncle Gloucester!GLOUCESTER Talking of hawking; nothing else, my lord.CARDINAL [Aside to Gloucester] Medice, teipsum--KING HENRY VI The winds grow high; so do your stomachs, lords.GLOUCESTER What means this noise?Townsman A miracle! a miracle!SUFFOLK Come to the king and tell him what miracle.Townsman Forsooth, a blind man at Saint Alban's shrine,KING HENRY VI Now, God be praised, that to believing soulsCARDINAL Here comes the townsmen on procession,KING HENRY VI Great is his comfort in this earthly vale,GLOUCESTER Stand by, my masters: bring him near the king;KING HENRY VI Good fellow, tell us here the circumstance,SIMPCOX Born blind, an't please your grace.Wife Ay, indeed, was he.SUFFOLK What woman is this?Wife His wife, an't like your worship.GLOUCESTER Hadst thou been his mother, thou couldst haveKING HENRY VI Where wert thou born?SIMPCOX At Berwick in the north, an't like your grace.KING HENRY VI Poor soul, God's goodness hath been great to thee:QUEEN MARGARET Tell me, good fellow, camest thou here by chance,SIMPCOX God knows, of pure devotion; being call'dWife Most true, forsooth; and many time and oftCARDINAL What, art thou lame?SIMPCOX Ay, God Almighty help me!SUFFOLK How camest thou so?SIMPCOX A fall off of a tree.Wife A plum-tree, master.GLOUCESTER How long hast thou been blind?SIMPCOX Born so, master.GLOUCESTER What, and wouldst climb a tree?SIMPCOX But that in all my life, when I was a youth.Wife Too true; and bought his climbing very dear.GLOUCESTER Mass, thou lovedst plums well, that wouldstSIMPCOX Alas, good master, my wife desired some damsons,GLOUCESTER A subtle knave! but yet it shall not serve.SIMPCOX Yes, master, clear as day, I thank God andGLOUCESTER Say'st thou me so? What colour is this cloak of?SIMPCOX Red, master; red as blood.GLOUCESTER Why, that's well said. What colour is my gown of?SIMPCOX Black, forsooth: coal-black as jet.KING HENRY VI Why, then, thou know'st what colour jet is of?SUFFOLK And yet, I think, jet did he never see.GLOUCESTER But cloaks and gowns, before this day, a many.Wife Never, before this day, in all his life.GLOUCESTER Tell me, sirrah, what's my name?SIMPCOX Alas, master, I know not.GLOUCESTER What's his name?SIMPCOX I know not.GLOUCESTER Nor his?SIMPCOX No, indeed, master.GLOUCESTER What's thine own name?SIMPCOX Saunder Simpcox, an if it please you, master.GLOUCESTER Then, Saunder, sit there, the lyingest knave inSIMPCOX O master, that you could!GLOUCESTER My masters of Saint Alban's, have you not beadles inMayor Yes, my lord, if it please your grace.GLOUCESTER Then send for one presently.Mayor Sirrah, go fetch the beadle hither straight.GLOUCESTER Now fetch me a stool hither by and by. Now, sirrah,SIMPCOX Alas, master, I am not able to stand alone:GLOUCESTER Well, sir, we must have you find your legs. SirrahBeadle I will, my lord. Come on, sirrah; off with yourSIMPCOX Alas, master, what shall I do? I am not able to stand.KING HENRY VI O God, seest Thou this, and bearest so long?QUEEN MARGARET It made me laugh to see the villain run.GLOUCESTER Follow the knave; and take this drab away.Wife Alas, sir, we did it for pure need.GLOUCESTER Let them be whipped through every market-town, tillCARDINAL Duke Humphrey has done a miracle to-day.SUFFOLK True; made the lame to leap and fly away.GLOUCESTER But you have done more miracles than I;KING HENRY VI What tidings with our cousin Buckingham?BUCKINGHAM Such as my heart doth tremble to unfold.CARDINAL [Aside to Gloucester] And so, my lord protector,GLOUCESTER Ambitious churchman, leave to afflict my heart:KING HENRY VI O God, what mischiefs work the wicked ones,QUEEN MARGARET Gloucester, see here the tainture of thy nest.GLOUCESTER Madam, for myself, to heaven I do appeal,KING HENRY VI Well, for this night we will repose us here: |