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June was regular in attending Professor Mechanic's clinics as she found his mechanical approach strangely exciting. Inspite of her beliefs about holistic medicine, strangely she didn't find the two incompatible. Even Chris pointed out, “Look machines are not really similar and have an individual adaptability so even if we approach humans as machines we need not fall into the typological trap of equating all humans as one. Human bodies can still be thought of as machines that need to be approached individually. Most of our problems stem from the fact that we can't separate human consciousness/God from their machine like bodies.”
At professor Mechanic's liver clinic June not only saw more machines with fibrosed livers with blocked inflow pipes she had found in 25-year-old Ram Hari but also a lot of other interesting problems like pipes bringing bile from the liver into the intestines getting blocked and bile spreading into the blood circuits as a result coloring the display a golden yellow. It was fun watching professor Plumber introducing wires with balloons into those pipes and removing stones and muck or putting in smaller stents (pipes) into the bile pipes if the block was due to those obnoxious looking schizoid growths many machines seemed to be increasingly getting afflicted with as age advances. There were other causes of the LCD going yellow due to bile in the blood circuit, like at times the liver cells would simply be swollen due to viruses infecting the system either coming in through floppy drives, the feco-oral route or slipping in through emails, the daily sex routine that most God's couldn't resist. Sometimes they would even seep in through infected needles that might have been jabbed into it in the past like software programs given with intent to treat but unfortunately themselves containing viruses due to faulty sterilization techniques. Once inside the system these viruses usually would manifest as acute system malfunction with a yucky appetite and yellow eyes for some time. The systems gradually recovered as their immune software tackled the virus. However for some systems infected with real bad viruses like B or C the inbuilt immune software had a real tough time (in eliminating the virus B in 10 out of 100 people and C in 80 out of 100 inoculated). They may have been helped with artificial software like interferon alpha or Lamivudine, which at best eliminate the virus in only 30 to 40 of hundred systems already inoculated. Most of the other systems un-helped by artificial software go on to develop what professor mechanic would label as a morphologic diagnosis of Cirrhosis of liver but here unlike Ram Hari's the etiology would be viral hepatitis be it B or C.
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